An Archive of my Review Tweets, that way you can see my reasons for for my ratings, as if I need to give you a reason.
Zombieland: The American version of Shaun of the Dead, it emphasizes sex over romance and twinkies over beer, in a good way! 3.5/5 Bolts.
Transformers (2007): The robots/transformations look great, the soundtrack is awesome, and the acting isn't TOO bad... 4/5 Bolts.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: From the music, to costumes, to effects, to atmosphere and supporting cast, this movie delivers. 5/5 Bolts.
Ghostbusters: As far as "paranormal activity" goes, it doesn't get any better than this. Funny, creepy, awesome. Period. 4.5/5 Bolts.
Disney's Hercules: Despite the tragic errors in the mythos, and the fact that my sons name is HERAKLES, I have to admit its fun! 3.5/5 Bolts
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: Explosions! Epic Robot Fights! Subpar acting! Decent Soundtrack! Hephaestus loves it. 3/5 Bolts.
A Charlie Brown Christmas: A Christmas classic, the DVD has a great making of special feature. Glitter was a bit much. Watch it! 4.5/5 Bolts.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: Hera's morning breath is deadlier than these vamps, and that Jacob kid needs to learn to let go. At least it's better than 1 and 2. 3/5 Bolts.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: Voldy plays Trump, Dobbys death not heavy enough. But I liked the movie! Its good! 3.5/5 Bolts.
How To Lose Friends And Alienate People: Several touching momets are strung together with cringing. Simon Pegg fans, its worth it. 3/5 Bolts.
Once: Fantastic story, great emotion from the central characters. My one problem was the camera work, but I guess its "artsy." 4/5 Bolts.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Funny, great work by some of the UK's top acts, but where's the heart of the story? But good! 3.5/5 Bolts.
Percy Jackson (atO): The Lightning Thief. Not sure why Sean Bean plays me like such a jerk. Poor book to movie translation. 2.5/5 Bolts.
Pursuit of Happyness: A father doing everything he can to take care of his son? I can understand that. A really touching movie. 4/5 Bolts.
Aphrodite begged me to watch Legally Blonde with her. It's a cute, funny movie filled with absolutely nothing that matters. 3/5 Bolts.
Godzilla (1998) The scariest thing to hit the Jersey Shore prior to The Situation is the acting in this movie and the CGI dino. 2/5 Bolts.
Inception: Intriguing story, strong cast, great tech aspects. However, the characters are not easy to identify with emotionally. Morpheus was on edge the whole time. 3.5/5 Bolts.
Mona Lisa Smile: Hera didnt like the shots they took at monogamy, but I didn't see any problems! Great cast, good story. 3.5/5 Bolts.
Went to see Due Date. The guy carded me. SERIOUSLY? Anyway, its a funny, touching movie. Minus the self gratification. 4/5 Bolts.
Fell asleep watching Batman Forever. I repeat, FELL ASLEEP. BF doesn't hold a candle to Dark Knight, but then again, what does? 2.5/5 Bolts.
Pros of Kick-Ass: A+ Music, Nick Cage spoofs himself, Tarantino worthy final gun fight. Cons: Was I watching "Superhero Movie?" 4/5 Bolts.
Too bad Disney ruined the Three Musketeers. Great cast, it had lots of potential. Too bad! 3/5 Bolts.
Watched Superbad again. While there are some great one-liners that I will use at the next symposium, it really is "Super Bad" 3/5 Bolts.
